vann duke and sammy AUTOBIOGRAPHY the true story of a poor boy that found a reason to live!

 (ghostwriter looking back at his show business career and experience of the up and downs)...before my wife made me get a real job in the real world, life was smooth,if a performer can make a living from show business that is great,show business is just like a street drug dealer looking for a double up,the business part is like a gambler making deals for a cash pay off...when I started working at a real job in the real world,I realized how lawyers make money,I saw a lot of money to be made by suing but I am not that kind of person but I did meet a African American woman that had that as a hustle,she drove a nice car and spoke very well,her name was L.B. I will never forget her because she showed me her *GET DOWN*  that means her "TICKET" she once had three class action lawsuits going at the same time and the results were she won all three back to back. L.B. was a true hustler from the hood,she stay away from ghetto people because she said they "cost her too much money!...

 There is a morning radio show in California that has a lead host always talking shit about ventriloquists, also saying he will never have a ventriloquist on his show,then he belittled Barbie dolls and doll collectors....(ghostwriter laughing at a radio show host that has no history knowledge of his own career)...let's kick some knowledge here before mocking any art forms.......before radio was ever thought of, vaudeville was..vaudeville was where most ventriloquist and performers made a living,when radio stations was invented, vaudeville begin to fall because people can now get entertainment on the radio.some ventriloquist acts from vaudeville were very successful on the radio such as Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy, this ventriloquist act were on the radio for twenty years,twenty years! plus Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy had a motion picture career plus a television career,his daughter is a famous actress name Candice Bergen.. radio show host Howard stern had a doll on his ...

 (there will be no other image of me) the new motto for the royal kingdom presents production company, a promise to sammy number three that the company will remember Sammy one and Sammy two...the royal kingdom production company was working on many projects and productions, and changing Sammy image was one of them but something happened where Sammy one and two was lost in a storage facility unit,alone with everything else.the royal kingdom production company was also retiring from the live on stage show, to going on the computer shows, such as social media and website shows and telephone shows = hotline= back in the day. The royal kingdom production company created "THE HOOD RATS" and was about to go in to production when a mold for Sammy was found and the hood rats production was cancelled and Sammy figment the third was born,Sammy number three- made by me for me-..... (SAMMY FIGMENT THE THIRD REBURN) in a midnight ritual a finger is cut with a knife to draw blood,the finger...

 walking up the driveway after working in the real world, I open the front door and close it back, I look at the address,so I open my front door again,so I walk in side and my wife walk out the kitchen eating a bowl of cereal,hi boo! she says to me, I am looking around and everything is gone!,I just worked sixteen hours and really don't have the energy to deal with what ever my wife has just done,so I run into my office and Sammy is gone!! all my office equipment is gone,the complete house is empty..the only thing in the house is a gallon of milk and a box of captain crunch cereal,she hand me a bowl of cereal,and guide both of us to sit on the floor..I wait patiently while we sit on the floor eating a bowl of cereal in a empty apartment,she begins to speak but while she's eating at the same time,yes speaking with a mouth full of milk and cereal..."I took a look at OUR production company bank account statement,I had to use two of your,OUR credit cards because I reach the li...

 (ghostwriter catch spirits taking information from his memory bank,it was memories of my wife and I) show your self to me! the spirit return an answer saying "no human beings can see me and live,your time has not yet come" in dream state I asked the spirit, why I am dreaming about my wife,it was so long ago,did I do something bad,but now I think about it, if you are taking my marriage memories,will it be my judgement,the spirit answer saying,two flesh becoming one is holy, when one become two is unholy........I am dying judgement day is near...........................      (I dream of RED BOOTY SHORTS. I AM SO SORRY TOYA)......toya was a hip hop dancer that I met at a promotional production event,her voice was soft spoken or like the actress Marilyn Monroe she was light skin African American about five feet tall, with a heart shaped BOOTY.... Toya would call my production company from time to time to see if any show productions was going on,so one day I was out runn...

 BLUE BALLS!!! (ghostwriter waking up from a dream about his wife).. what a evil thing a woman can do to a young man,OUCH!!...I sit here with  ice water as I write, the ice water is for my BALLS...newlyweds so young,sometimes my wife wore pink hello kitty panties with a hole in crotch where here vagina stick out,they were called crotchless panties back in the day,don't know if still exist today...one day I walk in the house from working in the real world,I open the front door to walk into the living room,my wife come running out the bedroom full speed,wearing a bra and pink hello kitty crotchless panties,kissing me,saying do you want to make love to me,yes! I said,she stop and said to me next time bring me something on the way home,she run back in to the bedroom and locked the door, leave me standing there with a erection,so I head for the bathroom and my wife come running out the bedroom into the bathroom now she teasing me with a sexy dance in the bathroom entrance wearing p...

(ghostwriter day dreaming of youthful years 40 years ago!).....ducking and dodging house furniture being thrown by an angry wife....your mother fucking ass is never here!! my wife yelling at me as I am walking into the front door from working in the real world,she's upset because we are high school sweethearts without a high school,I turn around to walk back out the door,where you going! If you have some one else tell me!my wife yelling, I stop to turn around,but before I could speak she scream LIAR!!! and start swing a broom towards me,I take the broom from my wife hands and toss it in the yard she cover her face with her hands and cry,I walk close to her and wrap my arms around my wife.she's crying and talking at the same time,saying she miss me when I am at work or doing shows,I explained to her that I only do it for her and I only want to see her happy ,tell me what can I do to wipe those tears away,shaking her head no while her face is laying on my chest,a muffled voice co...