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PIG GUTS WITH HOT SAUCE

 walking up the driveway after working in the real world, I open the front door and close it back, I look at the address,so I open my front door again,so I walk in side and my wife walk out the kitchen eating a bowl of cereal,hi boo! she says to me, I am looking around and everything is gone!,I just worked sixteen hours and really don't have the energy to deal with what ever my wife has just done,so I run into my office and Sammy is gone!! all my office equipment is gone,the complete house is empty..the only thing in the house is a gallon of milk and a box of captain crunch cereal,she hand me a bowl of cereal,and guide both of us to sit on the floor..I wait patiently while we sit on the floor eating a bowl of cereal in a empty apartment,she begins to speak but while she's eating at the same time,yes speaking with a mouth full of milk and cereal..."I took a look at OUR production company bank account statement,I had to use two of your,OUR credit cards because I reach the limit on both cards,and I saw enough funds to invest in a bigger place,and I know you moved to a smaller place to save money but now that you have a real job working in the real world plus your,OUR, production company funds,we can now move to a bigger place,now I know you're worried sick about SAMMY, but you and Sammy have a new office,you will love it,you and sammy office is now a nice storage facility,all your production company stuff is there,in storage paid in full..take a look at OUR new rental agreement (my wife hand me the rental agreement of the new place,a place three times larger than this one and about two hundred dollars more in rent)my wife continued speaking with a mouth full of food,we have been tenants for a week and all our furniture is at our nice bigger home,first and last month rent paid in full,your production company funds are low but I know you will come back up.I really love our new place and you will too,once you see it, it's easy being a wife because what's yours is mine"......................

(PIG FEETS IN PICKLE JUICE)

The new place was a huge place!, it had underground parking,a swimming pool,LAUNDRY room, it was a security building with over one hundred units,something like a condominium,etc...in California the marriage laws are very strict on spouses as one body...every where I looked I saw dollars! bills! and bills! and more debt!..I asked my wife to get a real job in the real world but every time I asked her,she gave me the middle finger,what kind of wife give a husband the middle finger when ask her to get a job to help pay for some of this stuff...one day my wife was out at the pool swimming with her two bff=Best friends forever= ,I bring my office equipment from storage in my new place, to build a office space,it was fast and easy to set up,I brought a new ventriloquist dummy name nav for promotional purposes,very expensive ventriloquist dummy,this office was a cubicle set up in the very large living room,desktops,land line,copy machine,etc, ready to go!...one day I walk in the house from working in the real world at a real job and I hear two women talking in the kitchen,I walked in the kitchen and kitchen is turned into a beauty salon!! chairs! mirrors! fake hair!,etc.my wife had a young woman sitting in a " salon chair" doing a "basket weave", she tells the girl in the chair she'll be right back,my wife so happy, "wow! vann that shit you do really work!" my wife says to me,what are you talking about I responded to my wife excited voice, she walk me in to my cubicle office,and show me what she did on the desktop and copy machine,she showed me business fliers with her new hair business *THE NEW YOU* she said see that girl sitting in the kitchen,she's from there! pointing at my computer,she reach down in her bra and take money out,your your.. I mean OUR production company is the shit!" she continued with a facial expression of excitement, now I see how you work your business,I thought it was all a joke but that shit is real as fuck!,I seen the money in your business account and I will come up like you did!" I tried to explain to her that having your own business is not a joke and that she not going to make money all the time but she wasn't listening to me.....*THE NEW YOU* was not a successful business but I will say it was a busy one,let me give a few examples, my wife used my production company to transform her business,not knowing anything about computers and advertising with fliers instead of business cards,it was so like  every time I walked in the house from working in the real world,she had one or more customers waiting to get their hair done,I unplugged the computer and put all the equipment back in storage,because a customer had their kids chasing other kids with my ventriloquist dummy name nav,and my wife throw nav in a trash truck passing by on the street,she just had too many people in the house at once,and if she keep using my production company office equipment more people would have showed up,I did the research on my wife business and figured out why it's busy but not successful, professional hair braids are three hundred dollars plus time,my wife was charging sixty dollars flat,she was more social than business and that was a big concern for me.

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