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PINK HELLO KITTY PANTIES

 BLUE BALLS!!! (ghostwriter waking up from a dream about his wife).. what a evil thing a woman can do to a young man,OUCH!!...I sit here with  ice water as I write, the ice water is for my BALLS...newlyweds so young,sometimes my wife wore pink hello kitty panties with a hole in crotch where here vagina stick out,they were called crotchless panties back in the day,don't know if still exist today...one day I walk in the house from working in the real world,I open the front door to walk into the living room,my wife come running out the bedroom full speed,wearing a bra and pink hello kitty crotchless panties,kissing me,saying do you want to make love to me,yes! I said,she stop and said to me next time bring me something on the way home,she run back in to the bedroom and locked the door, leave me standing there with a erection,so I head for the bathroom and my wife come running out the bedroom into the bathroom now she teasing me with a sexy dance in the bathroom entrance wearing pink hello kitty crotchless panties with no bra on,she tell me to touch her breasts but when I reach for them,she touch my hands with her hands and said in baby talk "hubby want a rubby because hubby got a chubby" yes! I almost yell out loud but my wife push my hands away and scream "NO!!" she walk out the bathroom towards me as I am walking backward until my back is against the living room wall,my wife unzip my pants,and start masturbating me,asking me to make love to her now! she's pulling me around the living room by my penis erection,then she push my back up against the front door,my wife is giving me a hickey on my neck and masturbating me at the same time,she suddenly STOP, zip my pants back up,she open the front door and says to me rolling her eyes "mister your motherfucking ass better not come back home empty handed" I just got off work working sixteen hours I plea, she said you should have stopped at the store on way home, oh shit what did you do to my penis! I cry out because I was starting to feel pain, my wife said it's called BLUE BALLS,I said what's BLUE BALLS? my wife said you never had BLUE BALLS before? I said no, my wife smile and said it will kill you  but before you die your skin turn blue,but I can fix it,now go,I will be waiting for you,I said what do you want me to bring back, my wife look down at her pink hello kitty crotchless panties and said "I am your wife surprise me"...so I ran to my car, as fast as I could because the pain was becoming more and more and more, I drive to tony's tacos and burger stand near by.. my wife love pastrami burritos,so I bought the combo plate,comes with French fries and milk shake, I speed back home,I drive in the driveway ,my wife standing at the front door waiting for me,when I walk up to the door she kiss me,I said I hope it's what you want saying in a painful voice,my wife open the bag to look in side and said "so you do know me!" she look in bag some more,while I bending over in pain,my wife scream there's no got dam straw! did you go to tony's tacos and burger stand?,my wife politely asked me,I grunt the word yes,my wife said come on we going back to get me a straw, I can't have my milkshake with out a straw,I explained to wife how much pain I was in, my wife said "you my boo and I got you" my wife walking to the car wearing matching pink hello kitty bra and crotchless panties with bunny slippers,I told my wife to put some clothes on but she refused,her exact words "our cars have tinted windows and if I want to drive around with my pussy out,I can", she sit in the passenger seat and I am in the driver seat..while I am driving, my wife whisper in my ear...my wife said I am going to make your blue balls go away,I am thinking in my mind how do some one make all this pain go away...my wife slide closer to me and said no matter what happens don't crash our car....my wife unzip my pants and said "I am going to suck on this until I get a straw for my milkshake"......

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