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Making money hand over fist as a young ventriloquist in a poor neighborhood was mind blowing to me as a young boy,I am thinking at this moment about being me as that young boy with a ventriloquist figure name sammy in showbiz,it was like a dream.I wanted to be a ventriloquist but never knew I could make it a business and a business it was.how can a teenager first job ever pay more than any job he will have,ever! my friends were doing street hustlers gigs trying to come up,I was too young to work at the summer youth programs but I made four times as much as a teen ventriloquist.I say WTF! as a grown man today,I am a different person now,something went terrible wrong.as a teenager in my neighborhood I knew drug dealers that told me to teach them how to become a ventriloquist because they saw me moving those trunks!,ventriloquist trunks.I didn't look at being a ventriloquist as a side hustle,it was just my DNA,me one hundred percent.today I look back with amazement,at making that real money! I had a safe in my bedroom,I would just look at all that paper money,it was crazy in show business as a kid,my phone full of messages for show booking,I remember clearly,my mother taking some of the messages because the answering machine was full,I turned face and folded inward.
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(MONEY MONEY MONEY)
The Vann duke and Sammy autobiography is not just a story,it's also a message to how to make money being a ventriloquist, and show business tips...my goal is to share my experience with the poor or a youngster..I tell you the truth learning the art of ventriloquism was a game changer for me...when I was a young boy me and my friends were true hustlers, we breathe, eat and drink making money,but I found out I could make more money in one hour as a ventriloquist than a hustler in a entire day,ha! ha!, you just don't know! fuck slanging! I look back at my young self, so proud,kids get a summer job and still couldn't compete with this young ventriloquist,sure I am bragging, ha! ha! my mom called me a lil nigga because I was rising up to her pay grade,not really but I was making bank! fuck working at McDonald's! I tell you the truth you can be just like Jeff Dunham...
I was just goofing around with the art of ventriloquism,I never thought about actually being a ventriloquist,I am a writer but one day I awake from a deep sleep and there was SAMMY...it's been a nice walk down the yellow brick road with Sammy..sammy and I were true hustlers,none of my real friends could hustle like Sammy,I also met famous people with Sammy, I also travel places that I probably never would have if I never met Sammy...so besides money money money, life is worth living with my Sammy!..maybe your life could need a little helper,maybe you can become a ventriloquist and make a lot of money,or maybe you will be the next Jeff Dunham or maybe you will not become the next Jeff Dunham or maybe you will not make a lot of money but I tell you this, you will have the time of your life trying.......
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