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I Have a mischievous smile on my face as I write this note to the reader.you may wonder how can being a ventriloquist help you out side showbiz,some of us don't want to be a performer,well just imagine running into your bosses office with your phone in your hand and a voice coming out of the phone saying " help! I falling and I can't get up!" you tell your boss you're leaving work to go save grandma!,now you have a good excuse for leaving work early unless your boss says she's going with you to help grandma,of course the voice that is coming from the phone is you doing the "ventriloquist telephone act" but you can always hang up the phone and do your ventriloquist phone act calling grandma back to say she's o.k...I remember as a teenager doing my ventriloquist telephone act for the first time at the dinner table with my family sitting eating,my lil brother knew about the act but my mother and older brothers really believe the voice was coming out of the phone,my lil brother could not stop laughing,we went to bed giggling and laughing at our mother and brothers.if you study and practice the art of ventriloquism you can become very good at it to share with the world,you ask how?.well if you are a doctor or nurse you can use it for comforting some patients,I remember doing a show at a probation SCHOOL,it's a school where trouble kids go because they've been kicked out all the public schools in the world,the school administrators made me some kind of certificate of diploma for providing entertainment to the trouble youth in education,I really cherish that certificate,I hang it on my bedroom wall to remember there is hope,the certificate was lost in storage facility mistakenly sold in auction,I really don't believe my things in storage facility was mistakenly sold in auction,but I don't want to believe the truth,when deep down I know the truth.learning ventriloquism can also help if you are a fund raiser or a teacher,even in church for SUNDAY school.so no matter who you are learning the art of ventriloquism can bring you something like a super power! so you like to dance,I seen Edgar Bergen dancing with one of his ventriloquist figures,in the movie starring minnie driver "BEAUTIFUL" a female ventriloquist dance with her ventriloquist figure,so you like to cook or eat or  are you a CHEF,I have seen talking hamburgers,singing coffee pots,I myself did a show using a white coffee cup in my ventriloquist act,I had the cup telling jokes on the subject of coffee in my amateur ventriloquist shows days.so as you can see adding the art of ventriloquism to your every day life is just like adding water.
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