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(VANN DUKE AND SAMMY AUTOBIOGRAPHY)
"VANN DUKE AND SAMMY TEAM"
when vann duke as a ghostwriter is kidnapped by a loud mouth name sammy figment,the story can only begin and end with laughter...

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when vann duke and Sammy were making plans to reinvent themselves their production company was going in another direction,the royal kingdom presents production company decided to retire from all live performances...the decision to take vann duke and Sammy on to "THE SUPER HIGHWAY" was a new turn and a new avenue for the royal kingdom presents production company...the production company decided to go mobile after creating shows for Vann duke and Sammy on line. before smartphones there were internet cafe,internet cafe were almost everywhere,like video games arcades..the royal kingdom presents production company created a show for vann duke and Sammy on the first myspace.com at: myspace.com/vanndukeandsammy before retiring from live stage performances, also vann duke and Sammy were doing promo shows for the myspace.com/vanndukeandsammy  A lot of time and money was spent in those internet cafe...they were like a small market full of desktop computers sitting on a desk with a chair,you pay for the time like five dollars an hour, uploading, downloading, chat line, printing out copies, blogging,etc.....

(ADDICTION?)

We all become addicted to something, because we are tempted by the devil day and night, Jesus Christ said to the men that was going to throw stones at a woman that committed adultery

"which one of you have not sin throw the first stone".... We are sinners,what is sin? it's committing a crime against God, so in God's eyes all human beings are naturally born criminals because Adam did not repent in the garden of Eden for eating the forbidden fruit..

what is repent?..repent is showing God you truly are sorry for committing a crime against him....

my addiction was not really a addiction but a fanatic..when I was about four years old I was in preschool and there were human beings called girls,they were different from me, I found girls wonderful,they were nice,gentle and I learned you had to be very careful with them because their bodies were not made like boys..girls smelled so good in middle school and high school,girls were so beautiful to my eyes,and girls skin was so soft and smooth not like mine..

girls came in many different shapes and sizes and colors..the sound of a girl voice was not like mine,it was soft and pleasant and girls do nice things for me like making food! not like the food I would make for myself,girls were good people and as I got older I understood why the cave man would hit the woman over the head with a club and drag her by her hair back to his cave...

these beautiful creatures called girls can also give you a family,girls were like a genie out of a bottle!! you're probably thinking about sex,but not for me,it wasn't about sex,it was just,just,...

girls! girls! girls!..you can dance with them! you can look up at the stars with them,sure you can go to the movies with your home boys,sure but I am not trying to offend you,when I went to the movies with my home boys as a young man it's all fun and games with myself but when I went with the opposite of me,it was a different vibe of not being with myself...I really was fascinated with girls girls girls!.. fat girls, skinny girls, black girls, white girls, pretty girls,ugly girls,bad girls, good girls, oh my god blonde blue eyes girls..

nasty girls, girls that smelled like sin, girls with freckles,tall girls,oh my god short girls!,I met a red head girl and her hair down there was red too!!, I once knew a girl that had eyes that changes colors right in front of me!!.. in high

school there was a girl that could hypnotize boys with the way she walked..just fucking amazing,but I learned to be careful because those lovely female creatures do bite so you don't want to piss them off...my so call addiction to infatuation with girls made me want to call up on the spirit world when I was in middle school,I am so sorry I can't go into full details....but I did ask the spirits (are we witches) and I repeated    

(are we witches) until hovering over me........

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(A GIRL NAMED RITA)

I would like to mention a girl I met name rita,I met rita during my college years,when my production company was retiring from the live performances and creating a mobile phone show..rita would come over to my house to see Sammy, her favorite joke to tell sammy was about me driving in the carpool lane with him...

she also liked to pick sammy up off his ventriloquist trunk and try to be a ventriloquist with him...I would sometimes give rita a ride in my car to work,so rita asked me to come see what she do for her job,so she take me up in the elevator about ten floors and when the elevator doors open we walked down a hallway to a room office,in this room office,I see about twenty people sitting at small cubicles talking on the phone wearing  phone head sets..well this was it,have you ever wondered how the sausage was made figure of speech,I took out my pen and paper,surely I was not prepared for the knowledge that I was about to receive..back in the day they had one eight hundred phone numbers called hotlines,where the caller use his or her credit cards to speak to a live sex operator or dating conversation..I watched rita work,while taking notes,before this I had no idea what kind of work rita did,I asked her did she ever meet any of the callers, she said the employees provide a fantasy and didn't give any other answers,and I took note of that to study for my future telephone mobile show called the vann duke and Sammy got jokes mobile show...those employees were professional and very focus on the caller and so was rita,I don't remember telling rita about my royal kingdom presents production company retiring from live performances and creating a mobile phone show but she gave me some inside ideas of a online hotline business..

I also asked about how did she get the job,she said a advertising in a news paper, at the interview they listen to your voice and how you speak, then have you read a script using many different voices and characters...

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